Me: I saw my first Trump bumper sticker last night. It said ‘Hispanics for Trump.’
Younger child: Really…I wonder how many of those they’ll sell.
Me: (After one two many fellas ogled my youngest as we walked through DC)
I’m going to tattoo ‘I’m only 12’ across your forehead.
Youngest: So, what I’m hearing is that I can get a tattoo?
Me: Yes, as long as it’s on your forehead and says ‘I’m only 12’.
Older offspring: Whoever invented school was really dumb.
Younger offspring: Yeah, because they didn’t go to school.
Me (always full of original wisdom): You can’t judge a book by its cover.
Youngest: Unless it’s the back cover.
They asked my opinion on the math test?
Yes, they asked ‘What do you think is the next number in the sequence?’ I didn’t agree with any of the four answers they gave so I added e) and put my answer.
Oldest sings (to the tune of Do You Want To Buy A Snowman
Do you want to buy a sister? Just 20 cents will do!
So my youngest gets in the car after school and takes off MY shoes with a sigh.
I look at her feet and the shoes have left an imprint on her feet.
Do the shoes hurt your feet?
Yes, but they look so GOOD!
Clearly that sort of passion for fashion skips a generation!
(One of her favorites …)
I’m so torn, I can’t decide if to save my money to upgrade my drum set or to buy a long board.
I know what you mean. It’s hard. Every month I start saving for college and then I spend it all.
I’ve got to get her a copy of this —–>
Me (After describing a project that I wanted us to try): It can’t be rocket science.
Youngest (Having heard me use the term umpteen times):
Mommy, what’s rocket science?
Me: (Some explanation which clearly was not very good because she comes back with …)
Youngest: Oh … you could do rocket science, Mommy.
(Got that right!)
Oldest (on hearing that the US government would be assisting Nigeria with finding and releasing the kidnapped Nigerian girls):
We are going to help?
I posted the (Bring Back Our Girls) image on my profile and all of my followers liked it. Except two …. I need to talk to them.